No Room! - by James Archer
Cast: Joseph, outside without any speaking; three innkeepers, in the room near three outside doors, who will need to speak loudly so that they can be heard.
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Joseph, who is outside, knocks loudly on one of the doors.
Innkeeper 1: (Opens the door) Sorry, mate, all full. No room. Best of luck finding somewhere – you’ll need it. Cheerio! (Shuts door firmly. Joseph moves to the next door and knocks loudly on it)
Innkeeper 2: (Opens the door) No! No room! Not a chance! Goodbye! (Shuts door firmly. Joseph moves on to the third door and knocks loudly on it)
Innkeeper 3: (Opens the door) Can’t you read?! It says “NO VACANCIES”! Go away!!! (Slams door in Joseph’s face)
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