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No Room! - by James Archer

 

Cast: Joseph, outside without any speaking; three innkeepers, in the room near three outside doors, who will need to speak loudly so that they can be heard.

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Joseph, who is outside, knocks loudly on one of the doors.

Innkeeper 1:   (Opens the door)  Sorry, mate, all full.  No room.  Best of luck finding somewhere – you’ll need it.  Cheerio!  (Shuts                     door firmly.  Joseph moves to the next door and knocks loudly on it)

Innkeeper 2:   (Opens the door) No! No room! Not a chance! Goodbye! (Shuts door firmly.  Joseph moves on to the third door                         and knocks loudly on it)

Innkeeper 3:   (Opens the door) Can’t you read?!  It says “NO VACANCIES”!  Go away!!! (Slams door in Joseph’s face)

Editable and printable Word version

©2018 James Archer. May be copied and used for free performance.  For performance with a paying audience please make an appropriate donation to Church Army (www.churcharmy.org.uk).

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